when i try to check voicemail, it crawls back up!

no one wants to meet your aunt flo.

jade is having a bad week, both in the parking lot and the office washroom.

oh yeah, i hope you get a ticket for that.

jade thinks you aren’t special enough to have a personal parking space, guy.

you don’t know the better man i’ve become.

thanks to an anonymous submitter for this nugget of truth.

save heybtw!

submit your scenarios! i’m running out of variety. save heybtw!

hey, by the way on facebook

heybtw@gmail.com

there’s no silver lining. i looked.

i’m not decent.

bizzy thinks the gas man needs to be more patient.

put it away, it smells bad.

Photographic evidence after the break…

no, i can’t take a message.

all those names on my envelopes!